"Yeah, I ate at home."
"Oh, did you have a healthy breakfast? Like fresh fruits or something?" - The last part was said with such curiosity and a touch of disgust it was funny. They just don't understand why she'd want to eat like that.
My other favorite food thing here is the meat and three restaurants. They also advertise themselves as having plate specials. You get to pick from about 4 meats (main dish) and 3 vegetables or sides. And you get bread. Usually for a low price of around 6 bucks. These places are everywhere. The one we visited recently was filled with mostly senior citizens, lots of fake plants, and had FOX news on in the background. Oh and they wrap the silverware in baggies so you know it's clean. But the food was awesome. The food down here is so processed and so fatty it's amazing and sometimes delicious. I gotta remember to stick with my vegetables. I'm sure when the garden comes up it'll be easy. Until then I'll just keep enjoying the apple crisp.
There's no color on your plate. Everything is yellow. Maybe there's an old parsley seasoning bottle you can hydrate for something green.....
ReplyDeleteDo you need me to send you some vitamins?
Hrmm, maybe you should sign up for the food co-op delivery service....
Hey! Hot chick in the wilderness! We need more blogs! What happened today! We all wanna know.....
ReplyDeleteWho is dating this hot sexy nature chick???
ReplyDeleteThat's really a plate of corn dressed up to look like other food! ;P
ReplyDeleteWhere is the new post? It's been 20 days!